Junebug vs. Hurricane

No dope smoking, no beer sold after twelve o'clock
Dawes

—Bedside Manner

Dawes— “Bedside Manner”

Sweet tent dude.

Sweet tent dude.

Tuesday Soupday!

Tuesday Soupday!

I am supposed to be better than this, but I would still give anything for one more day like the one where I played hookey from work and we spent the day right here instead.

I am supposed to be better than this, but I would still give anything for one more day like the one where I played hookey from work and we spent the day right here instead.

Atticus reveling in his first big snowstorm.

Atticus reveling in his first big snowstorm.

My mom smokes pot.

My mom smokes pot.

Y’all, I can’t even believe this shit.  This article was in the paper this morning about this “anti-energy drink” called Drank, “guaranteed to slow your roll”.  It has melatonin in it and may cause drowsiness, and now the mental health community is up in arms because, obviously, it is made to resemble the cough syrup concoction known on the street as “purple drank,” and it’s turning kids on to drugs.
Whatever.  The point is, WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF DRANK BEFORE AND WHERE CAN I GET IT?

Y’all, I can’t even believe this shit.  This article was in the paper this morning about this “anti-energy drink” called Drank, “guaranteed to slow your roll”.  It has melatonin in it and may cause drowsiness, and now the mental health community is up in arms because, obviously, it is made to resemble the cough syrup concoction known on the street as “purple drank,” and it’s turning kids on to drugs.

Whatever.  The point is, WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF DRANK BEFORE AND WHERE CAN I GET IT?

I’m not even supposed to be here.  Ready to skip town for anywhere else.

thedailywhat:

Customer Service Complaint of the Day: Hunter S. Thompson was not known for his ability to suffer fools gladly. So, when an electronics store mishandled the installation of his home theater system, well, let’s just say, when the angry get pissed, the hell breaks loose.

[filmdrunk.]

“Go to any bookstore and you’ll see what I can do to you.”

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