Y’all, I can’t even believe this shit. This article was in the paper this morning about this “anti-energy drink” called Drank, “guaranteed to slow your roll”. It has melatonin in it and may cause drowsiness, and now the mental health community is up in arms because, obviously, it is made to resemble the cough syrup concoction known on the street as “purple drank,” and it’s turning kids on to drugs.
Whatever. The point is, WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF DRANK BEFORE AND WHERE CAN I GET IT?